Tuesday, December 20, 2005

SOME THINGS ARE WORTH WAITING FOR (reposted from 12/19/04)

*  I am waiting for uni-brows to come back into fashion because I hate plucking my eyebrows... it hurts!

*  I am waiting for Prince Charming to ride up and sweep my daughter off her feet, marry her and live happily ever after... so I can have all my clothes back.

*  I'm waiting for my grandchildren to be born... so I can teach them to be just a rotten as their parents were!

*  I am waiting for the dandilions to take over the yard so I can have a green yard again. 

*  I am waiting for my Coca Cola bottle collection to become worth millions.  My kids are waiting for me to leave my Coca Cola bottle collection unguarded so they can drink it.  I don't think they realize that there is an expiration date on the bottles for a reason.

*  I am waiting for the day my kids will ask me to help them with their homework... and I actually CAN!

*  I am waiting to be the 1 in 10 million odds of winning the lottery jackpot.

*  I am waiting for the Jetsons to come true... I want my own robot to cook and clean for me.

*  I'm waiting for my body to stop growing and start shrinking instead.  Okay, shrivel is more the word, but hey, if it will help me fit into my clothes better I don't care!

10 comments:

vortexgirl said...

Were uni-brows ever in?
As for the homework I understand that completely.  I swear they are teaching them alien math.  All I can do to help is make sure she does all of them.  
Dianne

sdoscher458 said...

Yes, indeedy well worth waiting for, only a Mommy would do it. Better watch those sodas though....Sandi

gabreaelinfo said...

Grandchildren? Bah! Humbug! I don't want to be no grannie! LOL!


Merry Christmas From Our Home To Yours!

Gabreael

http://gabreaelsbodymindandspirit.blogspot.com/

missvincci said...

Ack...I am waiting for all those things that you are waiting for..well except for the brow things...mine are too thin - _ -

Smiles!
Vincci

deslily said...

have no fear!  When you get older your hair falls out.. including your eyebrow hair!!... it gives us all sorts of "time" to take care of the newly established mustashe we aquire!!  .. I bet you can't wait! lol lol

astaryth said...

Just Dropping by to wish you and all the Oompa Loompas a Very Merry Christmas!
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frankandmary said...

It doesn't hurt to have my eyebrows waxed. I have too many clothes. I am not buying anymore. So I will get eyebrows waxed for you, & send you some clothes.

cneinhorn said...

Merry Christmas Jodi and family :-)

kingadamus said...

u are a very funny lady. i like your blog. it makes me giggle like a little school girl. hope u had a merry xmas.

topazscorpio26 said...

Don't pluck. They now sell this invention that actually you slide it across your face and it does your eyebrows and the best part it doesn't hurt!  I have one and it even comes with a brow shaper and it can be purchased at Walmart.  I'll get you the name of it so you can try it but never pluck again!  -Dawn-