Monday, February 27, 2006

MORNINGS

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP:

*  Folgers in my cup, definitely!

*  Sunshine through my eyelids.

*  The sweet sound of a bird's serenade outside my window.

*  Cold water splashed on my face.

*  The taste of Crest.

*  The smell of cooking bacon, especially if someone else is cooking it.

THE WORST PART OF WAKING UP:

*  No Folgers in my cup.

*  The bedroom light in my eyes.

*  The screeching sound of Dickidoo's alarm 1 hour before I have to get up.

*  The feel of a cold toilet seat on my hiney.

*  The taste in my mouth before Crest.

*  The smell of my mouth before Crest!

7 comments:

deslily said...

hmmm, considering you have "males" around you i think you should consider yourself lucky that the toilet seat is down!!   Nothing worse in the morning then to wash your butt in cold water just because the seat wasn't down!  (and don't ask how i know this!)

dornbrau said...

Deslily, thats just an ole hill billy bidet!  Guess I've kind of gotten used to it by now in a house with 4 guys.  Doesn't mean I've grown to like it, I've just gotten used to it.

princesssaurora said...

I liked this one!  lol

be well,
Dawn

ps I am drinking reheated DD French Vanilla.  Yum

deslily said...

I would suggest you cement the toilet seat "in position"... but that would only mean you get to sit on a NON dribble free seat!  lol.. all homes should be made with 2 bathrooms.. one for females the other for males!.. oh.. and make them clean their own!.. heh..yeahrightsure, like that's gunna happen!

candlejmr said...

I am SO with you on these!  (LOL)
Jeanne

cdittric77 said...

I hope the seat was down!

Charley
http://journals.aol.com/CDittric77/Courage

am4039 said...

lol funny stuff, yuck nothing like sitting on the toilet when the seat is up.