Saturday, July 22, 2006


I've noticed that most internet quizzes seem to be more geared towards the teen population, so here's one that is a little more age appropriate for the older generation:

 1.  Assisted living or nursing home?

I think I will wait until I go full circle and need to wear diapers before moving in and spending a little time with each of my 5 children.  After that I probably wouldn't care where they sent me, my life will be complete.

 2.  What is your least favorite clinic to go to?

That would be the women's clinic for my annual (?) pap smear.  It wouldn't be so bad if they heated those stirrups and didn't wear those lights similar to the ones miners use when going into deep, dark caves.

 3.  If you won the lottery, which loan would you pay off first?

I would like to be able to say that we actually 'own' our house.

 4.  What do you want to be when your kids grow up?

I really just want to be a grandmother to many grandchildren.  I wouldn't mind being rich either so I can afford to spoil my grandkids.

 5.  Do you still remember who your first grade teacher was?

I'm not even sure that the first grade had been invented back then.  I remember my first school, does that count?

 6.  How many years has it been since you graduated?

Obviously too many... I'm thinking maybe 28?

 7.  How many hours of sleep (including naps) do you need each day?

I spend about 8 hours in bed, but most of that time is spent mapping the insides of my eyelids.

 8.   Sex:  weekly, monthly, or annually?

Do what?

 9.  X-lax or Metamucil?

More like spinach or ice cream, I like natural alternatives.

10.  Happiness is ______________________.

Happiness is coffee in the morning, and tequila to pick up the slack at night.


xomywayox said...

LoL Are you sure about #9


princesssaurora said...

Great quiz!!!!

be well,

am4039 said...

lol I think I like the ones geared for teens better, LOL.

hewasolddog299 said...

My answers are up here:

I really liked this one, Dorndoll...

deshelestraci said...

Oh that is great!  I should answer these!

helmswondermom said...

I like this one.  May have to use it sometime.

hestiahomeschool said...

how about daily?  (the sex)