Friday, September 1, 2006

WHY CAN'T JOHNNY DEPP BE A POLYGAMIST?

I could understand women lining up to share Johnny Depp or 'still sexy after all these years' Travolta and muscle bound Wesley Snipes... yum!  But no, we get pasty, goofy looking Warren Jeffs.   I don't care if he says he's the son of God... I mean, come on, does he look like Jesus?  No, I didn't think so.  Do his followers really, truly believe that what he preaches is God's will?  Or do they just 'want' to believe?  I suspect it is the latter.  I'm glad he has been apprehended.  I hope the children of his cult are safe from his bigoted and abusive teachings but I doubt it.  Rumor has it that his brother may take his place in his absence.  After all, if Warren is the son of God, then his brother must also be the son of God, or at least the brother of the son of God, right?

 I'm still laughing over the irony of this one... Victor Willis, the original Village People cop, being arrested for drug possession.  And this wasn't his first offense!  Yes, I know he wasn't a real cop, but its still funny.  In fact its almost as amusing as Peter Coors, of the Coors Brewery pleading guilty to DUI charges.

9 comments:

deshelestraci said...

Great post!  Totally agree!
Traci

princesssaurora said...

Ahh sweet irony...  I know... Johnny Depp yes... sign me up, disgusting child abuser Warren Jeffs... NO WAY.

thanks for the chuckle...

be well,
Dawn

coelha said...

Johnny Depp.....YUMMY...  I'm glad they caught this ugly man--Warren Jeffs..  Son of God?  Found in a luxury escalade, eating a salad?!  People like this sicken me.  Poor Victor Willis--oh the irony!!  What ever happened to the Indian and the Sailor from the Village People, do you know?  Julie :)

glensfork4 said...

Johnny Depp-Yep-I would like that. Great entry.
Michele
Glensfork4@aol.com

englishqueen1202 said...

lol I'm 48 years old and have a poster of Johnnie Depp hanging on my bedroom door.  Icky Warren Jeffs? I wouldn't hang him on the back of my toilet!!!!

swmpgrly said...

ewe hes a homely thing

hestiahomeschool said...

Well, he is the son of God, but no more than any of the rest of us. But, Lord, why is it necessary that he spread his particular genes around so much.  I agree with you---lets spread Johnny Depp or Kiefer Sutherlands genes around...but not that weasle faced scary man...

love, Kas

jsdirtwtch said...

I am still trying to figure out how that pasty-faced pedophile can get 10,000 people to follow him unquestioningly.  I can't even get my own family to believe me most of the time.
You can have Johnny Depp.  Just leave Orlando Bloom and/or Clive Owens for me. ;)
Pinky
http://journals.aol.com/JsDirtwtch/SmartestMonkey

hestiahomeschool said...

Ok, I am missing you. Where are you?