Saturday, January 14, 2006

DICKIDOO'S DEATH WISH

My husband has a death wish, he has to!  He's been doing things lately that can only lead one to conclude that he is looking to get shot.  Things like removing administrative rights from my account on MY computer, thus making it impossible for me to make repairs when the router became disfunctional.  I am currently working off of his laptop because he has yet to fix the router and restore my account to its original status.

And just this morning he misplaced his coffee cup.  I heard him asking about it and I recall laughing at him because usually its me who loses my coffee so it was a nice turn around, until I realized a few minutes later that my coffee mug, which I had just refilled, was also missing.  Most often I can find it within moments but I distinctly remember seeing the cup there on the table where I had filled it up and it was nowhere to be seen.  I don't know what made me do it, but I poked my head out the back door where Dickidoo was working on demolishing the old shed, and there was my steaming cup of coffee... right on the hottub cover, right where I didn't put it.  Dickidoo couldn't find his, so he helped himself to mine, just like that! 

And his timing couldn't be any worse.  I'm pmsing, and pre-menopausal.  Its a good thing I have to go in to work this afternoon, because he's batting a 1000 and his luck is sure to run out real soon, and then POW!  Right in the kisser!  The way I see it, there's only one way he can defuse this situation... fix my computer and... lots of CHOCOLATE!

9 comments:

jckfrstross said...

tell him to run and get chocolate and fix your puter lol hope your day goes better

Deb

missheathyrmarie said...

Dickidoo is a brave man.  A brave and STUPID man.  LOL!  I hope you have a great weekend, and that Dickidoo lives through it! LOL!
Hugs,
Heather

mumma4evr said...

yup...death wish, if youask me!
Becky

sdoscher458 said...

LOL My hubby used to run...then he discovered that my going through the "change" was even worse. I'm not really mean to him, but for some reason all I have to do is give him "the look" and he starts twitching like a man dancing at the end of a rope!  I do have one thing going for me he is scared of the computer so I am in safe terrritory here....LOL..maybe I am mean? Sandi

deslily said...

I really hate xp for the reason of setting up more then one account!.. it can mess up more then one thing!  Many may like the "more then one account" on one computer but that wouldn't be me!  Sure hope poor Dickiedoo can fix your computer!  

princesssaurora said...

Yes, coffee and chocolate are his only hope.   Oh, hit him anyway.... like a puppy, he needs to learn for next time...LOL

Be well,
Dawn

purplectigger said...

What is he thinking, you just don't mess with a woman's coffee or computer.
Hugs, R.C.

cmarlow330 said...

lolololol 2 words men dont like to hear

" PMS" and " MENOPAUSE"

lololololololololol

alphawoman1 said...

......and diamonds!