Monday, August 7, 2006

I'VE GOT BENEFITS!

I was informed yesterday that I was moved up to a full time employee, YIPEE!  I've been working full time hours the past few weeks anyhow so the company decided to go ahead and make it official.

"So what does that mean," Becca wanted to know.  "8 hour days?  40 hour weeks?"

"Well, I'm already doing that.  No, what it means to me is BENEFITS!  Not medical, we already have medical.  No, I'm talking short and long term disability.  And Life Insurance!" I explain.

"Life Insurance?" Becca says.

"Yeah, so when I die, you guys can afford to bury me instead of sticking me in the freezer with the hamsters."  (I think we still have one or two out in the old freezer in the garage, still waiting to be buried).

Poor Becca insists that she will probably have nightmares from now on.

7 comments:

princesssaurora said...

{{{ Becca }}}  You'd think she'd be harder to spook than that, huh?  lol

I am glad for you...

be well,
Dawn

deshelestraci said...

Can you see a little face peeking out between the venison steaks?  Oh, I am not right in the head!  Poor Becca!
Traci

am4039 said...

LOL poor Becca. Good for  you.

mzgoochi said...

LOL Poor Becca! I know the feeling!

WooHoo! Congrats Dorn!

LMAO at deshelestraci comment!

(smile) Lahoma

locustlea said...

That sounds like my house- we never had hamsters but I know there was a Siamese cat in the freezer once waiting for the spring thaw  so we could hold a proper burial/memorial...LOL.

Congrats on the bennys---when you add those in, it makes the total package a lot more attractive, doesn't it?

How was your trip to the Ren Faire the last week of July?  I visited my niece at the Ren Faire in Sterling NY - it was great!  Wonderful site.  Good trip for me.

jsdirtwtch said...

OMG!  You aren't serious about the hamsters, are you?
Congrats on the benefits.  Feels good, don't it?
Pinky
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hestiahomeschool said...

We had a dead lizard in our fridge for quite a while...