Saturday, July 31, 2004


Some people find it hard to comprehend how I manage my life without a watch or a calendar.  My philosophy is simple, if something needs to be done, it doesn't matter what time it is, just do it. 

* If the hair on your legs is starting to poke through your jeans and dustbunnies stick to you like velcro then it is time to shave your legs.

* If little 'eyes' are starting to sprout on your potatoes then it is time to toss them into the garden and buy a new bag.

* If your closets and drawers are empty it is time to wash the laundry.

* If your cupboards are empty but the counter is full, it is time to wash dishes.

* If your bank account is empty, it is time to borrow money.

* If your bank account is full, it is time to go shopping.

* If people can tell what you ate for dinner.... two weeks ago... its time to go to the dentist.

* If you leave footprints when you walk, its time to vacuum your carpet.

* If your stomach growls, its time to eat.

* If your dog growls, its time for your dog to eat.

* If your husband growls, its time to get off of the computer.


readmereadyou said...

This was hysterical! LOL!

cneinhorn said...

OMG, I can't stop laughing.......those were are too funny.  

mzgoochi said...

LMAO I loved the last one!

purplectigger said...

Great entry. I agree with you on all counts.
Have a great day.

ann7inflorida said...

Dorn, I think you are the coolest! : )

hestiahomeschool said...

The last one is very appropriate for my husband. :-)  Thank you for your common sense and support tday. I really was hurting and you helped a lot.

spurgins311 said...

Those are all great...loved the first one.
And I especially like the one about the laundry...that really sounds like ME (HELLO).
So funny. I love your journal.