Sunday, December 19, 2004

SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE WORTH WAITING FOR.

*  I am waiting for uni-brows to come back into fashion because I hate plucking my eyebrows... it hurts!

*  I am waiting for Prince Charming to ride up and sweep my daughter off her feet, marry her and live happily ever after... so I can have all my clothes back.

*  I'm waiting for my grandchildren to be born... so I can teach them to be just a rotten as their parents were!

*  I am waiting for the dandilions to take over the yard so I can have a green yard again. 

*  I am waiting for my Coca Cola bottle collection to become worth millions.  My kids are waiting for me to leave my Coca Cola bottle collection unguarded so they can drink it.  I don't think they realize that there is an expiration date on the bottles for a reason.

*  I am waiting for the day my kids will ask me to help them with their homework... and I actually CAN!

*  I am waiting to be the 1 in 10 million odds of winning the lottery jackpot.

*  I am waiting for the Jetsons to come true... I want my own robot to cook and clean for me.

*  I'm waiting for my body to stop growing and start shrinking instead.  Okay, shrivel is more the word, but hey, if it will help me fit into my clothes better I don't care!

6 comments:

amy122389 said...

LOL...I want my own Jetsons robot too!!!  (wasn't her name Rosie?)
~Amy

astaryth said...

O.K.... I don't know about a cooking robot, but they say the Roomba type vaccuums have gotten really good. You know the ones that vaccuum on their own and then go back and recharge themselves?? I told G when we get a house I want one <LOL> Vaccuming the apartment is bad enough.... Course, that might be hazardous for your dustbunnies!  And, Amen on th Unibrow thing!! I never seem to have the time (or inclination) to pluck my eyebrows <LOL>
http://journals.aol.com/astaryth/AdventuresofanEclecticMind

xxlilfweak1231xx said...

i wish someone would cook tonight for me!!!  i like cooking- but tonight is one of those nights that i wish i could just go to sleep!  no dinn dinn...  no kids... lol  have a good one!!!  ray  

mumma4evr said...

If you can figure out how to make the robot cook and clean...can you send me the directions?

cneinhorn said...

I want Rosie!  I'm waiting for Rosie and a flying car, LOL....great list Dorn!

~JerseyGirl

danielled1 said...

ROFL

~Danielle