Monday, August 29, 2005

THE TURKEY CONSPIRACY

 

My cactus catastrophe was my own fault but I am convinced that I was set up by the turkeys.  Upon further examination I have discovered their diabolical plot.  Do you see the pole on the right hand side of the first photo?  That is the pole the barbed wire USED to be strung on.  Now we all know, that barbed wire doesn't just fall off the pole by itself.  And what a coincidence that the turkeys just happened to run past it.  But did they disappear into the ravine to the side?  No!  They stopped and waited for me to catch up!  Why would they do that, unless they wanted to make sure I followed their exact path!

My theory is that those Commando Turkey Platoon removed the barbed wire to create a trip-wire, and then lured me over it so that I would trip over it and become entangled in it.  Well, I didn't trip, after the cactus, and with a gazillion spines still embedded in my face, there was no way I was going down again to risk more spines and hammering the previous batch even deeper.  But they snagged me with their trap and they knew it.  I heard them laughing as I limped back to the truck... Damn turkeys!

11 comments:

heathyrxmarie said...

LOL! You have to watch out for those killer turkeys!  They can do some serious damage!
I hope you're doing much better Dorn!
Hugs,
xoxo
Heather

cdittric77 said...

Well, duh - what do you expect? we eat them out of thanksgiving :)

swmpgrly said...

Oh beware Turkys before you become drum sticks

demandnlilchit said...

You'll get your revenge Thanksgiving is just 3 months away! lol

mumma4evr said...

LOL...I posted a picture of a turkey that wa sin my backyard..not sure when it was though!
Becky

jckfrstross said...

Oh man hope you are feeling better and can get out all the catus. yes turkeys are smart lol watch out for the leader next time lol

Essayons

Deb

princesssaurora said...

Sounds like your turkeys are have been talking to my squirrel!!!  LOL

Thanks for coming to visit my journal!  It was nice to see you there again!


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Dawn
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cneinhorn said...

I think you need to stay away from turkeys for a while.  and while your at it, let dickidoo do the turkey carving this year.  and maybe you should stay inside for a while.  in a room with no sharp edges.  ;-)

sdoscher458 said...

Turkeys are EVIL.  They rate right up there with the dreaded PENQUINS! lol I can see how they tricked you...just waiting just beyond the point of no return...oh my if you had fallen..they probably would of been on top of you in a NY minute! Pecking Pecking....instead of a camera you need an old fashioned scatter gun...Sandi  http://journals.aol.com/sdoscher458/LifeIsFullOfSurprises

purplectigger said...

Yep, I think they set you up for a fall. Mean ol Turkeys. Hope you feel better soon.
Hugs, R.C.

lazarai said...

I think you have something to be extra thankful for this Thanksgiving -- YOU could have become the turkey's dinner!!
:) Carol