Friday, December 22, 2006

LETTER TO SANTA

Dear Santa,

I've been good this year... sort of.  I didn't get any traffic tickets at all.  Well... there was that little incident at the school when I backed into that car, but the cop never showed up at court so the charges were dropped.  And the hex I put on the grumpy lady down the street back fired so that really shouldn't count either.  I've put up with PMS, pre-PMS, pre-menopaus syndrome.  I have 5 Oompas and I'm married to Dickidoo for crying out loud!  That should account for something.

I don't want a Red Rider BB gun, I don't need diamonds or even chocolate truffles (although they would be very appreciated if they should appear under the tree).  I don't need money or gift cards, and I know a visit from my Grand-Oompa is out of the question at the moment.  So what I want... what I really, realistically want... is just a little appreciation.  I want a 'thanks for the ride', or 'thanks for heating up the microwave pizza', an occasional 'thanks for not telling daddy,' and 'thanks for being my Designated Driver'.  'Great supper', and 'thanks for leaving me some coffee'.  That's all.

Okay, and maybe a truffle or two.  And I really do like diamonds, I just don't own any (yet?).

Thanks,

Love Dorn.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope that many 'thank yous' are in your near future, and some truffles if not diamonds.  You deserve it!!!  

My kids are home on break and the hubby too... Woohooo should be a heck of a ride!  lol

be well,
Dawn

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Deb

Anonymous said...

You sound like you're a diamond to the rest of the family! Have a great Christmas and a very happy truffle and diamond filled new year! Jeannette xx  http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels/

Anonymous said...

Dorn, with FIVE Oompas and a Dickidoo, you deserve anything and everything that you want for Christmas.

I sure hope Santa is listening!!

Have a great holiday,
hugs,
:) Carol

Anonymous said...

That would be nice!  A little apreciation!  Good luck on recieving any!
Traci

Anonymous said...

Thank you for having such a wonderful journal. Merry Christmas friend! Tammy

Anonymous said...

Thanks for leaving the coffee on and hot and opening the pages of your journal to us.  Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for having such a fun journal!

(share the truffles?.. well, thought I'd ask!)

oh,,,,,,and you can keep the diamonds, I like turquoise!!

Anonymous said...

 And thanks for the laughs I get reading your entries.   It brightens my day.


                        Julie

Anonymous said...

Jody-thank you for making me giggle this morning, I sure did need it!! I hope you get the Chocolate Truffles (and/or a diamond). Have a wonderful christmas!! I hope Santa (aka Dickidoo) brings you what you want. But I know all about the appreciation factor-wouldn't that just be great.
Michele
http://journals.aol.com/glensfork4/these-are-my-thoughts/

Anonymous said...

I hope you get your truffles...I ate a whole bag of lindt trouffles in 2 days...lol

Anonymous said...

I can relate.  Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, but they are nice to hang out with..  :)  Julie  

Anonymous said...

i should have stated this earlier, but didn't have access to a puter...............

for those who may not have gotten anything or what they wanted for christmas, it is due to the following..................

santa is dead......................

santa asked dorn if she had been good this year, and she said she had been very very good..................and since santa has been reading dorn's blog all year, he knew the truth...........and he died laughing...............

so thanks to dorn, no christmas this year........................dang it.

just kidding...........love ya dorn..........put that hunting rifle down.......dorn!  DORN!!!!!!!!!

regina