Bobblescope

This is my bobble-head.  He is a fortune teller, and a very good one too.  AND he's solar which is good since I am now recycling and conserving!  Every day I ask him what to expect in the hours to come.  Will it be a good day?  Will it rain?  Will I ever find my glasses?  And every day he aswered with a gentle nod of his head in a tick-tock fashion.  So I ask him today's question.  Will I become rich?  The bobble-head nods his head yes... or is he shaking it no?  Okay, lets try another one... Will I meet a tall dark stranger?  Once again he nods yes, but shakes his head no.  Huh?  Then I realize, he means yes AND no.  My husband is tall, no.  My husband is dark, yes.  My husband is a stranger?  Well, I do always say he's getting stranger and stranger as the years go by.  WOW!  That little bobble-head is good!  Even better than Miss Cleo, and cheaper too!  And I understand then what the answer to my 'will I become rich' question was... the bobble-head had obviously seen my paystub and was laughing!  Ouch!  Correct again, but that one hurt!