Today is Arthur's birthday. Yep, that makes 3 of my spawn born between August 14 and August 19... and now you know how I kept warm during the chilly month of Novemeber! Happy Sweet 16th, Art!
Dickidoo told me my Dhell was totally fried, dead, kapoot, bye-bye! He told me to choose between the Frankenputer or the e-machine so we could set it up and child-proof it to avoid another catastrophic crash. I refused to believe the Dhell was gone, not my baby! Not my picture files! Fortunately sweet ole Dickidoo was just messing with me (that turd!) His buddy is still working on it but it looks like only a few files have been lost. The modem is definitely shot. I can live with that. They did find a few surprises though... a whole mess of sex videos! Huh uh, don't look at me, I didn't download them. I guess I'll need to figure out how to lock up access to the computer. I've got parental controls on AOL, but the kids just go to IE when they want to access a restricted site. Puppies.... I should have had puppies instead. Puppies don't get up in the middle of the night to download sex videos off the internet.
And Holy Bat Butt.... one whole roll of toilet paper in less than one day! Thats what my kids used yesterday. I put a new roll in there yesterday morning after they went to school and this morning all but maybe 5 squares were gone. That was not even 24 hours later... and 7 of those hours were spent at school. What are they doing with it, I just don't get it!
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Wow. Art looks good as Jack Sparrow. Happy B-day to him!
Good lord you need a lock and key. The crap they can access on here is really bad. That should not be their introduction to the world of wonderful sex. I know from statistics that a lot of guys download porn..yuck..and if they start to believe that is real life they definitely have a big problem. I have my own opinion...that they watch it because they really are very insecure about their own performances so they are living vicarously through viewing the crap. Sorry about the soapbox. Sandi
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ART! (((((((Mom)))))))) That's a LOT of birthdays this month!
Hugs,
xoxo
Heather
Happy birthday Art.....what a doll you are...good work mom
My kid pretty much looked like that at 16, too, and it scared the Bejesus out of me. I'll never forget the morning I went to wake him up for school, went into his room and there was this God awful scary looking beast tattoo staring up at me from his armpit! I ran screaming and crying from the room. I'm over it. That kid is now 28, very responsible and has a shaven head. Very sexy if I nust say so myself.
Glad you kept cozy during those cold August months, LOL.
Happy Birthday, Art!! Oh, and about the porn videos/pics... well, they may not have realized they were downloading them. I was cleaning up a computer one time for a guy with a bunch of them on it and I made a comment about it and he was shocked... Seems that if you 'view' some of this stuff it gets downloaded, he had NO idea it was sitting on his computer waiting to be discovered<g>.
Happy Birthday Art.
Sex Videos?????? Not you ????? Yea Right !!! Just kidding. What a surprize.
Yep , sometimes I thought I should have had puppies too.
Hugs, R.c.
Sorry I am late, but better late than never!!!! :-) HAPPY BIRTHDAY ART!!!!! Woke up to a blue screen this morning myself. We all know blue screens are BAAAAADDDD!!!!! Through trial and error, I think I have found the problem and fixed it. Maybe I am not as computer illiterate as I thought!!!!! I tell ya something seems to go wrong everyday! Guess with that happening, you do learn a few things! Guess there is hope for me yet! Hope you get your computer back real soon!
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