Monday, July 25, 2005

TIME FOR DESSERT, and doggy breath

One of the benefits I have discovered since 'retiring' is that I now have time to bake again.  My children are loving that and have begun to expect a hot breakfast and dessert.  Rocky actually sat there for 20 minutes patiently watching a batch of banana muffins baking.

I'm being lazy today.  I can't concentrate with the TV right next to my head... I have definitely got to rearrage this area or I shall surely lose the hearing in my left ear.  Anyhow, here's an old entry I dug up from September of last year.  Ironically I could have written it this morning.

Don't know what I ate, but my gullet was fussing today.  Remember my little saying about 'why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it...',   Well, I take it back!  I was sitting here today thanking the good Lord that it was a fart and NOT a burp, cos that sucker was deadly!  Now I know why dogs are always panting with their tongues out of their mouth... cos they lick the place where farts come from... and it can't be good!  They don't want that tongue in their mouth!  They just hang it out there until a human comes by that they can wipe it on.

(this explains perfectly why I don't like dogs to lick me, especially my face and mouth!)

8 comments:

swmpgrly said...

I remember my mom cooking for us.
She was a stay at home mom.
My kids never had that luxury.

bigred3392 said...

Mmmmm...banana muffins. Baked goods = happiness.
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jrmkiss said...

I love to bake. Keeps you inside on hot summer days and always on the Hubby's good side. lol Shall we swap recipies? Nichole

sunnyside46 said...

yuck
Marti

beckieramos said...

Lol! I hate dogs to lick me also. Yuck!
Banana muffins sound yummy! Have a great evening, God bless, Beckie

artloner said...

I'm just gonna ignore the better part of this...EWWWWWWWWW!!

LMAO

Hope you are on the mend soon.

andi

cdittric77 said...

At least you were willing to admit you fart :)
Peace and love,
Charley
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hestiahomeschool said...

I thought of you while I had the runs last night---I was so sick, and I knew you would be the only one who would understand why having to live in the bathroom can be funny.