Thursday, January 13, 2005

FORTUNE COOKIES AND HOROSCOPES... in bed!

I've never been one to give much mind to fortunes and horoscopes, but Dickidoo came home with a neat little trick that has added new enjoyment to the little slips of paper that are tucked away inside a fortune cookie.   After you read your fortune, add the words 'in bed' to the prophecy.  Rocky and I had a sick day today and ordered Chinese for lunch.  My fortune read:  'You have a potential urge and the ablility for accomplishment... in bed ! '.  Now even generic, one size fits all horoscopes have new meaning. This is my AOL Horoscope for today.

VIRGO:
Typically, you know when to quit in bed, for even though you can be quite logical, you’re not one to go down fighting a losing battle in bed. This time, however, you may not want to let go in bed. You have a glimmer of hope and you really believe the sky is going to open and everything will work out perfectly in bed. Well, it may not be perfect, but you can still surprise them all with your original tactics in bed.

Well, I don't know that things will be quite that exciting tonight... in bed.  Aunt Flo is still visiting and goodness knows I wouldn't want to knock her loose... in bed!  We may have to take a raincheck on this... in bed.  Hahahahaha!  Oh Lordy, that was bad!  Bad Bad Dorn... you ain't never gonna make the Editor's pick this way!  Hey... is there an Editor's Black List?  Maybe I can make it on there!  Ah ha!  There may still be hope for fame and notoriety for me yet in the halls of J-Land!

11 comments:

melissajbird said...

you are on my list.  hummmm for some reason i feel like chinese food tonight, in bed. lol

jcole16757 said...

OMG that's perfect! Thanks for the laugh, again. LMAO

astaryth said...

ROFL ... as always!
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amy122389 said...

Bahahahahahahahahahaha...well, you're definitely high on Amy's list!!!  (and we all know that's the only list that matters...ROFL)
~Amy

dvlwitgrneyes said...

YOu crack me up! Someone told me about the "in bed" added tot he fortune in the cookie a while back and when I go eat Chinese with friends, it never fails that we get some laughs! Never thought to do it with the horoscopes though.

Thanks for stopping by my journal and leaving a comment. Well wishes too. The ankle is improving but not the knee yet.

Cheryl
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lacaza3 said...

Hey I'm a virgo too I knew there was a reason I liked you

donna In TEXAS

sdoscher458 said...

Please never change....the ones that make the lists are so bland...I like your journal it's real.....Sandi

cneinhorn said...

rofl....Oh my...they just keep getting funnier and funnier....yes, still waiting to see your smiling face holding a corona bottle, on the journal screen as Editors #1 pick....'cmon, what's so bad about a fart joke and aunt flo??  ;-)

~JerseyGirl  

st0rmwhispers said...

Actually I am trying to start something like an editor's black list.  I don't have time to write reviews but am willing to post nearly anything....

brandilynneliz said...

Imagine 10 grown women/almost complete women (my 4 cousins, older sister and I) going to this huge fancy restraunt for our anual chinese lunch (which we do wayyy too often)... and all of us laughing our butts off saying... in bed.

Its a little thing we do everytime... I love my family, and yours reminds me of it COMPLETELY... its kinda skery...

Brandi

sunnyside46 said...

well, i really enjoyed your entry-in bed!
Marti