Friday, January 7, 2005

HEAD COLD

Folks, I am truely miserable!  My sinuses are so full of snot that I think my face will explode... so don't stand to close to me... you won't want to be anywhere nearby when that happens!  I can't bend over, I can't lay down, I can't stand up... I can't sleep, I can't breath... I can't NOT breath... I feel just like one of those gold fish with the bulgy eyes and those bubbles all over their face... I wonder if they're just regular gold fish with bad sinus infections?  Gonna try my home remedy tonight... a few shots of tequila.  Steve has offered to administer his remedy, but it comes with serious side effects... pregnancy!  Thats okay... I'll stick with the tequila, cos the hangover only lasts a day.  I'm still suffering from all my pregnancies, I only just got rid of my first one and it took 20 years! 

14 comments:

mom23nca said...

Your picture made my daughter scream. Very funny! Hope you feel better soon.

tnhoytgirl said...

My husband's remedies are the same!  LOL  You'll never believe how he calls it though!!!  Quite funny, I think, but I don't think I should post it here for all the world to see, they may be offended!  you may email if you'd like to know.  :)  

mumma4evr said...

I am sorry, I htought I had lysoled everything ever time I visited!!!  feel better
Becky

amy122389 said...

::giggle::  Dorn...have you been playing with PSP?!  hee hee....
~Amy

promiseluv372 said...

lol great picture... EXACTLY what it a head cold would look like!  Hope you feel better soon, but glad you have your humor still!!
~ Promise

samnsmile5 said...

Love this picture of you.  I'm sure you aren't loving how you feel right about now but don't try your husbands remedy...that could be a disaster...who wants to start all over again?  Hope you feel better.
Michele   http://journals.aol.com/samnsmile5/LettingItAllSinkIn

greyhoundloner03 said...

AWWWWW, get in the hot shower, girl. That nose looks serious! heheee

astaryth said...

Between worrying about the color of stuff in the last entry... and the picture in this one.... .... <BG>
http://journals.aol.com/astaryth/AdventuresofanEclecticMind

geminiwilder said...

AAAACK!!!  Do you know you look like a character from Lilo and Stitch!??!!!??    Toooooooo funny!!   But seriously, I hope your head doesn't explody all over.   That would be baaad.....

Feel Better!!!!      ~Phinney

purplectigger said...

I hope you get to feeling better soon.
Hugs , R.C.

jcole16757 said...

LOL I hope the tequila helps!!!!

st0rmwhispers said...

warm compresses or heating pads do the magic for me....i get lots of sinus infections because I have so many allergies....the trick is to applie the heat to the sinus cavities ABOVE the eyes...i have no idea why this works...

floralilia said...

oh grandma - what a big nose you have!!

poor baby...

i have no official recommendations for you - cept maybe a gas powered siphon...

cneinhorn said...

LOL!!!! but I do hope you feel better!

~JerseyGirl
http://journals.aol.com/cneinhorn/WonderGirl