Wednesday, February 2, 2005

WEDNESDAY WONDERING... (or a complete waste of time!)


*  Have you ever taken a swig of sweetened coffee immediately after eatting some cheese?  I just did.  I won't ever do THAT again!

*  Why do dogs sniff each other's butts and then still want to play with each other afterwards?   I can tell you why humans don't... because human butts stink!  If someone comes near me and I even get the faintest wiff of a funky butt I'm gone in the opposite direction!  There will be no playing until after there is some bathing!

*  If some people change friends like they change their underwear... what does that say about those of us with lifelong friends?

*  If exercise is so good for us why does it cause some of the same symptoms as a number of serious health conditions:  shortness of breath, fatigue, profuse sweating, weakness and rapid heart rate?

*  Why is it okay to spend 4 hours infront of the television set flipping through channels but its not okay to sit infront of the computer surfing for the same amount of time?

*  Why is it acceptable to talk on the phone for an hour but its considered a waste of time to be in a chatroom or im someone?  At least in a chat room you can't hear the person you're chatting with yelling at the kids in the background, or get put on hold for an incoming call.

*  Why is it better to send a family member a handwritten letter than an email?  With the way I am about getting things in the mail, my family has a better chance of hearing from me via e-mail.

*  Why do some parents say 'This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you' before they whip a child for lying?  My dad was lying through his teeth every single time!

*  Have you ever noticed that the easiest way to get someone to do something is to tell them NOT to do it? 

*  Why doesn't anyone ever believe the WET PAINT signs... they just have to touch the paint to see for themselves!

*  Why does no one ever need to talk to you until you sit on the toilet?

*  Just because I have 2 ears doesn't mean I can listen to two people at the same time.

*  How is it that some people can sleep though just about anything except for the sound of someone changing the channel on the TV?

*  Why does 'tip-toeing' make more noise than just regular walking?

*  Why are guys 'instinctive' but women are merely 'impulsive'?


cutebutpsycho028 said...

Lmao...great entry!

perkysgrl said...

Great Thinking Outlouds... Love these kind of entries...
Thanks for the laughs... Great journal, btw.


melissajbird said...

you are a riot. love this journal. thanks

astaryth said...

Things that make you go Hmmmmmm!

greyhoundloner05 said...

Oh're killin' me.

*stay warm


purplectigger said...

Great Entry. Thanks for thinking outloud.
Hugs, R.C.

sdoscher458 said...

Love your list...the bathroom thing is sooner sit down than the phone rings or someones at the door.....Sandi