Patience is a virtue, or so I've been told. I wouldn't know. I've been accused of many things in my life, but never patient or virtuous. However, now at the age of 45 I guess its time for a few lifestyle changing lessons. This old dog is going to try a new trick. And so I am giving patience a try.
Hard as it is, I must leave the mess and clutter to accumulate around my house. The dirty dishes crust over as I wait eagerly for the inevidible call from 'Clean Sweep'. I hold my breath every time I walk into my house, peeking with anticipation for evidence of a surprise visit from the cast and crew of 'While You Were Out'. I run to the window, hoping that the black SUV with designer 'FAB5' plates has pulled up to my house.
As of yet, nothing. And so I sit, patiently, in my messy abode, washing just what I need, afraid to straighten up anything for fear of being too neat and organized to qualify for the make-over. With my luck they'll all pull up right about the same time the Publishers Clearing House representative arrives with my 3 foot cardboard check and balloon bouquet. Well, thats a risk I'll just have to take.
I hope its Carson who comes to the door, he's just so darn cute and funny! And that Kyan dude, wow! He could make a straight woman wish she were a gay guy!
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haha hahaha omfg jody hahahahahahahahahaha
lol - Oooh what a wonderful new excuse you have given me!
Be well,
Dawn
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thanks for making me laugh i needed it:)
Deb
OMG I'm so with you. I would not have a problem with any of them showing up and redoing everything...I'd love a magic wand "poof" everything done. Ah, well sometimes reality bites. Sandi
I love watching Clean Sweep and While You Were Out. Just don't have much time for it anymore. :-(
Blessings!
Susan
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Sorry hon', the van just pulled up here...but if you happen to see Ty Pennington...yowza! ;) C. http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies
I am so with you! I think there is a clean glass somewhere in this house. Give 'em my address next.
Traci
I have patients with others but not with my own life...lol
how fun it would be to see you on clean sweep?!! I love that show!
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You are such a nut. I never would have thought of those excuses for not cleaning. Have a great day.
Hugs, R.C.
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