Wednesday, June 29, 2005

AUNTIE MOM and wet water.

They call me Auntie Mom.  I am supreme ruler of Loompa Land.  Loompa Land is inhabited by two different yet very similar clans, the Mountain Loompas and the Southern Loompas.  I am their leader.  I lead where they follow.

The littlest oompa stood there, in the middle of the swimming pool, crying.  She was crying because the other kids in the pool were getting her wet.  I wasn't sure what was expected of me, but as supreme ruler I had to do something to make her stop crying and restore peace.

I told the other children to stop splashing and getting her wet... as she stood there in the middle of the swimming pool full of water.... full of wet water.  The oompas looked at me with uncomprehensive disbelief.  But I am Auntie Mom, supreme ruler of Loompa Land and my word is law.  There was no splashing of wet water for the next 30 seconds. 

12 comments:

awen1122 said...

I used to do the same thing growing up.  LOL...my brother always said....YOU ARE ALREADY WET DUMMY!  As a matter of fact, I still do it!  LOL!

artloner said...

my cousin and i used to do that...holler for "our" fanniemae, cause one was getting the other wet...in the bathtub.  lol

they are precious.

gardenmantis said...

Wow! What power you have! LOL
Mary

brandyp0509 said...

OMG that is my kids as well! Don't get me wet (said standing in the pool) leaving me retarded, lol.  Brandy

purplectigger said...

How funny . I'm sure I would have lost it, the child would have been mad at me laughing at her.
Have a great day.
HUgs, R.C.

derasta said...

You guys are so funny!!

lilhoneybee81 said...

I love your journal!  It cracks me up!
~Amber

scotthlori said...

Now see, if I said that my girls would turn on me and soak me!  hehe!

Lori
http://journals.aol.com/scotthlori/DiscoveringMe

princesssaurora said...

Hey 30 seconds is pretty darn good!!!  LOL

Love the pics and the stories...

Check out my journal if you ever have any time!  Ha time?  What is this strange thing called "time"???  LOL

Dawn

lazarai said...

Well, Dorn, you shoulda just led her to drier water!

;) Carol

sunnyside46 said...

poor baby, wet in the pool
marti

cneinhorn said...

yup, thats how you handle kids getting wet in the pool LOL ;-)