They call me Auntie Mom. I am supreme ruler of Loompa Land. Loompa Land is inhabited by two different yet very similar clans, the Mountain Loompas and the Southern Loompas. I am their leader. I lead where they follow.
The littlest oompa stood there, in the middle of the swimming pool, crying. She was crying because the other kids in the pool were getting her wet. I wasn't sure what was expected of me, but as supreme ruler I had to do something to make her stop crying and restore peace.
I told the other children to stop splashing and getting her wet... as she stood there in the middle of the swimming pool full of water.... full of wet water. The oompas looked at me with uncomprehensive disbelief. But I am Auntie Mom, supreme ruler of Loompa Land and my word is law. There was no splashing of wet water for the next 30 seconds.
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I used to do the same thing growing up. LOL...my brother always said....YOU ARE ALREADY WET DUMMY! As a matter of fact, I still do it! LOL!
my cousin and i used to do that...holler for "our" fanniemae, cause one was getting the other wet...in the bathtub. lol
they are precious.
Wow! What power you have! LOL
Mary
OMG that is my kids as well! Don't get me wet (said standing in the pool) leaving me retarded, lol. Brandy
How funny . I'm sure I would have lost it, the child would have been mad at me laughing at her.
Have a great day.
HUgs, R.C.
You guys are so funny!!
I love your journal! It cracks me up!
~Amber
Now see, if I said that my girls would turn on me and soak me! hehe!
Lori
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Hey 30 seconds is pretty darn good!!! LOL
Love the pics and the stories...
Check out my journal if you ever have any time! Ha time? What is this strange thing called "time"??? LOL
Dawn
Well, Dorn, you shoulda just led her to drier water!
;) Carol
poor baby, wet in the pool
marti
yup, thats how you handle kids getting wet in the pool LOL ;-)
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