Monday, October 3, 2005

CHANGES IN LATITUDE

Dickidoo tried to cop a feel yesterday.  He sat there beside me with a smug smirk as he felt me up with his elbow.  I had to tell him that he was jabbing my love handle, not my boob!  I didn't know whether to be offended that he thought it was that low and couldn't tell the difference, or just plain happy that it was actually higher than he thought it was!  I might have to dwell on that one.

Okay, I'm done dwelling.  And I'm happy!  Woo hoo!  I've regained positive latitude!  My perkiness is pointing up!  I have beaten the grip of gravity.  I am.... boobilicious again! (thanks schnozbeary for that adjective... I love it!)  Gotta love them pick'em up bras!

9 comments:

rjet33 said...

You slay me with your humor.  You find humor in everything.  I love that about you, Jody!~

Blessings!~
Susan
http://journals.aol.com/rjet33/CountryLivingSouthernStyle

cmarlow330 said...

lololololololololol

redpoppy007 said...

you are a nut! But a funny nut,  I love your journal.
Thanks for the smiles.

sdoscher458 said...

I put your name in for most humorous journal....you can make me laugh like no one else in Jland!....Sandi

princesssaurora said...

Very funny... you always make me smile... and I relate!

Be well,

Dawn

dbp2000 said...

LOL  A recent boyfriend (probably the age of Dickidoo) use to call that "polishing his elbow."  Had not thought of that in a while!

Donna

sunnyside46 said...

Is that kinda like "is the cup half empty or half full?"
Marti

tillysweetchops said...

You are soo funny!
Tilly
http://journals.aol.co.uk/tillysweetchops/Adventuresofadesperatelyfathouse/

schnozbeary said...

And how much of a loan did ya have to take out to afford dem perkifying bras??? Glad to see you are once again booberific!!! ;) Penny