Tuesday, October 4, 2005


The picture in the About Me column was taken before I drank that Corona.  This is me after my 3rd bottle!  Yeah, its not a pretty sight.  Even Dickidoo trys to be a little imblibed before he lets me pop open a beer.  My kids friends think I'm cool because they really believe that I am one of the original Oompa Loompas.
(Yeah, I just discovered the warp tool on my PaintshopPro, I love this thing!  My kids are going to kill me when they see what I've done to their pictures!  Especially those rock-n-roll haters!  Geriatric indeed!)


princesssaurora said...

Oooh...I can't wait to see their twisted little faces!  Bwaa haa haa haa!

Have fun warping!

Be well,

heathyrxmarie said...

-dies-  This is EXACTLY what I needed to see today! LMAO!
Thanks for the laugh Dorn!

cneinhorn said...

too funny, can't wait to see the kiddie photos!

cdittric77 said...

Superb eyes! Right to the depths of your soul!

robinngabster said...

I love it! I want big beautiful eyes like that too!!!!  Robin

vortexgirl said...

I clicked the link to your journal and you scared the living heck out of me.  Stop playing with those buttons before you give someone a heart condition girl.  Samantha loved the big eyes and she thought you really did look like an Oompa Loompa.  

swmpgrly said...

Lmao and I cant wait to see those pics!

sdoscher458 said...

Revenge is sweet! This picture could be called a googler's delight...Goo Goo Googly Eyes....Sandi

jackiebenice said...

omg lol


dbp2000 said...

I clicked on this alert and when it opened I shot my fizzy water through my nose!  You scared me to death!  I'm gonna creep up on your next few entries just to be on the safe side.


purplectigger said...

You are such a nut. I always know where to come when I need a laugh and today I sure needed one. Thanks.
Hugs, R.C.

globetrotter2u said...

You are such a trip! We are SOOOO fortunate to have you here in this community to make us smile each and every day!

rjet33 said...

ROFLMBO!~You pay 'em back, Jody!~That'll teach 'em!~Ohhh, that warp tool is scary stuff.  I think I might have nightmares.  Sheesh!~



gdireneoe said...

Oh hon' no no nono no!  Uhnh uh...don't DO that again!  LOL ;)  C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies

judithheartsong said...

whoaaaa Nelly! Who turned you loose in a photo-editing program Dear Dorn?!?!?! I almost flipped backwards out of my chair when I got here (and it is quite high off the ground!!!). Love the old photo and love the new version too.
still chuckling,

hestiahomeschool said...

My daughters think you are the coolest thing ever...I cannot live up to you!!

memes121 said...

The more I read your journal the more I like you. You rock!

jouell3935 said...

HILARIOUS....OH MY!!!!! Everyone that was walking by my office had to come and see what the laughter was about!!!!!! They enjoyed it!!
Jodi (with an "i")