Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Brrrrrrrrrr.....!

Baby its cold outside!

In fact, its down right nipply!  Dickidoo called from work this morning and said it was snowing out there.

Does pollen float when its cold?  I hope not.  I could really use a rest from my hay fever.  My eyes are soooo tired of being itchy.   I take allergy medicine like a junkie but it gives me cotton mouth so I drink lots of water.  The water fills up my bladder which always seems to coincide with a sneezing fit.  I'm thinking that the sneezing is not actually a symptom of my allergies but a phenomenon that occurs when one's bladder reaches its maximum capacity.  (Ha ha Lord, good one!)  If my allergies don't get better soon I'm going to have to start investing in them Depends emergency, high absorbant under-drawers!

 

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does pollen float when it's cold? No, they lay dorment and just as soon as it warms up, they attack with a vengence!

I am a very, very, very long time suffer of hay fever, allergies, blah blah. I have taken everything under the sun to ease my sneezing, itching, blah blah. The one and only thing that helps me. Without putting me to sleep, dry mouth, weigh gain, blah blah. Is Singular!!! I swear by that stuff!

Good Luck & Death to Allergy Bugs!

Brenda

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, Dorn! I have a cold right now and I keep sneezing, too. I just ran my second outfit of the day through the laundry, so I know EXACTLY what you're going through.


Hang in there,
;) Carol

Anonymous said...

you'd better try some of that singulaire stuff mentioned below.. I don't think Gabe will be overly thrilled when you drip all over him!...  (salty tears of love will be welcome.. snot will not!) heh..

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!!  AND I thought I was the only one who wet my pants when I sneezed!  LOL

be well,
Dawn

Anonymous said...

Yeah 18 days and counting...I'm counting with ya! I wish it were cold here I have the stupid air conditioner on already. I'm not looking forward to the next six months of hot hell that we go through here in sunny Florida. Sandi

Anonymous said...

Yeah 18 days and counting...I'm counting with ya! I wish it were cold here I have the stupid air conditioner on already. I'm not looking forward to the next six months of hot hell that we go through here in sunny Florida. Sandi

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

DEPENDS HAHAHAHAHAH JO HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

I hope depends helps you when you sneeze, lol yep it's cold outside all right.

Anonymous said...

lol, sounds like that the way it goes down, honey. lol And you just said that so funny.Well, i hope things get better sweety
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