Friday, October 28, 2005

WHERE IS DICKIDOO GOING?

When ever I take the kids out, even now when they are older, I always make sure they use the bathroom before we leave the house.  I guess I need to start reminding my husband as well, because it never fails, and I kid you not... each and every time we go out to the wood, the first thing he does is duck into the bushes with his Charmin.  Personally I have never needed to go so bad that I couldn't pinch it back and hold it in til we get back home because there's no way I'm baring my bottom out there like that with bears and snakes running around!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

lolololol haha JO

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Anonymous said...

Maybe its the fresh air that gets him lol

Deb

Anonymous said...

Oh he's going to get you LOL...and with the camera he got you! Bad girl..bad girl whatcha gonna do?....Sandi http://journals.aol.com/sdoscher458/PoeticJourneyOfTheSoul

Anonymous said...

   The last time I parked my bottom in a bush, I was three years old .... and the bush was poison ivy.  It wasn't fun for me.  Tina http://journals.aol.com/onemoretina/Ridealongwithme

Anonymous said...

It must be the wild animal in him...lol

Anonymous said...

LOL... I think this is funny... perhaps it's the inner child in him...When my brothers were little they used to like to pee off of the deck... I don't know.. something about the breeze hitting their cheeks and dick-i-doos that brings out the wild in all men.  I'm sure that's what it is!

Anonymous said...

Personally, I think that's a male thing! ?Different type of enjoyment!
LOL!
Tess

Anonymous said...

My husband is the same way.....regardless of where we go, he is always the one that needs to stop to do his business...

Anonymous said...

OMG  dorn, you are sooooooooo evil!!!!    LMAO
Gotta luv it......funny thing ..I am always the one who has to pee. ( not poo) when we are on the road.......I don't have a problem pulling um down and letting a little breeze pass thru.........I rememeber being on the side of the freeway.thnking with it being dark that noone could see me...till a semi rolls close with his headlites right at my crouch........actually that was my huns and mine forst date....and to think he even married me after that.........he knew I was a real redneck then.LMAO

Anonymous said...

I once got poison ivy doing what Dickiedoo is doing!
becky

Anonymous said...

I swear that there are days you are just asking for it girl.  Wait till Dickidoo sees this, or did he hear you clicking away as he was on his way.  lol  You slay me sometimes.
Dianne

Anonymous said...

This is just CLASSIC...lmao!!!!!
...and we carry charmin too, lol!!!!!
Jodi

Anonymous said...

When a man's gotta go, a man's gotta go. You are going to be so grounded.

Julie

Anonymous said...

Ooooh, what a bad way to catch poison ivy too.

Gabreael

Anonymous said...

I'm a country girl, and I have NO problem "going" in the woods.  Matter of fact, there isn't much I can't do in the woods.

Anonymous said...

Well we don't have bears in south texas but I have sure bared it to plenty of cactus and rattlesnakes. Those diaretics will make you do strange things. Paula

Anonymous said...

With the luck you have with cactuses, I can see why you wouldn't want to bare it all out there, lol.

Blessings!~
Susan
http://journals.aol.com/rjet33/CountryLivingSouthernStyle/

Anonymous said...

I get poison ivy at least once a year from squatting in the weeds...

Anonymous said...

Did you know that if enough gals pile out of a jeep on a dirt road, hold on to the bumper and squat and pee, that they can stick that jeep in the mud?  lol  -  Barbara