Friday, April 29, 2005

DISPOSABLE RAZORS and sub-standard shampoo.

Dickidoo was venting just the other day.  He wanted to know why there were so many razors in the shower.  I had no idea but I had just bought a pack of 13 for my oldest daughter, perhaps they were from when she uses our shower.

'There are 12 razors in the shower,' he pointed out.  'Go see for yourself.'  I looked, and sure enough there were 12 razors of various shapes, sizes and colors all lined up on the shower stool.  3 were his.  Now we've had this discussion before, I will never use his disposable razors thanks to an emergency substitution several years back that left me bleeding and scarred for life.  He insists that he never shaves in the shower.  That may well be, but just because it wasn't him doesn't automatically mean it was me.  As for the other ones, well, Becca admitted that she just grabs a new one if the old one gets too dull.

'Disposable dear, that means you can throw them away!'  I pointed out.  She nodded with enlightment and promised to start throwing them away. 

Silly man, did he really think it was me?  If he had even bothered to check the evidence ie.: my legs and pits, he would have known it couldn't have possibly been me who was leaving all the razors in the shower.

Actually I did shave today after washing my hair.  While I was waiting for my conditioner to condition I did a little label reading.  Why do shampoo manufacturer's feel its necessary for you to 'lather, rinse, repeat'?  The bathsoap doesn't recommend that you wash twice.  Laundry soap doesn't tell you to 'wash, rinse, repeat' with a load of clothes.  Dishwashers don't recommend it either.  They're obviously confident that their product will clean in one cycle.  So why use a shampoo that the manufacturers recommend using twice to get the desired results.  Sounds like time to get a new shampoo.  I've got better things to do with my time.  Like playing Yahtzee!


jasmineandlace11 said...

I think they say that to get us to use more shampoo! LOL..
I wash my hair everyday so most the time I never do it.
Must be for people who have a lot of hairspray or gel that needs a double shampoo? Any beauticians out there?
Husbands blame us wives for everything! Tis not fair! LOL..

heathyrxmarie said...

LMAO!  Damn Hubbies who blame us for everything!  (Well, mine's imaginary, but he's still a PITA! LOL!)


bosoxblue6993w said...

Why do the 'PREPARATION H' people tell you not to take it internally?  What do they think I'm going to do?   Put it on crackers with 'CHEESE-WHIZ'?

paintsaqha said...

I can just imagine some instructions ... But right now the only one that I can remember is one for a vacumn cleaner I used to have.. In the small print at the end of the instructions it said:  DO NOT INSERT PENIS INSIDE ATTACHMENTS!!!

I was ROTFLMFAO!!!!!  Just too damn funny...

Makes me wonder about other sayings such as
1.  Mad as a ole wet hen...
2. Dead as a door knob
3.  There are more than one way to skin a cat.

Well there are more but these are the ones that come to my mind... lol...


rhondashkfree said...

Isn't Life Funny !
I only raied one kiddo, so have not experienced the joys of a very
full house.  It does keep Life Dancin with lotsa acction with all
those Dust Bunnies.

I think the manufacturers just want to sell you more shampoo.
Just like the Tooth Paste commercials I remember years ago.
If I did that I'd be eating tooth paste till supper!