Friday, June 18, 2004

THINGS I LEARNED AS A KID

THESE THINGS I LEARNED AS A CHILD:

* Aquiring a taste for burnt food usually nets you the first and last batch of cookies all to yourself.

* Sisters can't keep secrets.

* Grown-ups always believe the first one to tattle.

* You have 12 years of school to learn everything you need to know about life.

* Dads are smarter than moms.

* The best meal includes a fried product, a baked product, gravy and dessert.

* Being a kid is hard because you have to follow all your parents rules.

* Being a parent is easy, you just have to watch your kids grow up.

* Boogers make good glue when hanging pictures on the wall.

* Moms smell good.

* Babies smell bad.

* Santa Claus doesn't really skip the bad kids, he just holds on to the presents until February.

* Chocolate is a good investment.

THINGS I'VE LEARNED AS AN ADULT:

* Kids will eat anything if they're hungry enough.

* Sisters can keep secrets.

* A good tattler prevents many catastrophes.

* You will never know everything.

* Dads and kids are the only ones who believe that dads are smarter than moms.

* Any meal is good if its prepared by someone else and there are no dishes to clean up.

* Being a child is easy, all you have to do is grow up.

* Being a parent is hard because you have to make sure the child grows up.

* Boogers freeze in your nostrils in the wintertime.

* Mom's smell good because they must contantly wash up after messes made by the children.

* Babies smell good.

* Santa Claus shops at Wal-Mart.

* Chocolate is a good investment.

 

11 comments:

ryanagi said...

Santa shops at Wal-Mart....LMAO!  -B

ann7inflorida said...

Hi, Leslie (svenskagrl) sent me the link to your journal. It's great!!! LOL- "Bugars freeze in your nostrils in the wintertime"- I will be back! : )

gatorspictures said...

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! love it! c

fuzzypanda68 said...

LOL Funny!

http://edit.journals.aol.com/fuzzypanda68/ItsmyLife

bigred3392 said...

Suddenly I am hungry for burnt cookies. Hmmm...anyhow, love this entry! *hugs*
http://journals.aol.com/bigred3392/steppingstonesandcoffee

angieabk said...

Things I've learned....recently.....

Some of my best friends are people I may never meet.

...and I can live with that as long as I can read their "blogs."

angie

theonlygrlhere said...

I agree with everything on your list. Well, I don't know about the booger thing lol. I never really paid much attention to whether or not they freeze, nor have I ever done the picture thing with them lol. I just hope my Sonia doesn't discover that they make good "glue"
Take care,
Juli

bernmilo said...

So VERY TRUE

hestiahomeschool said...

Absolutely perfect entry. Perfect.

floralilia said...

ah, this is just great!

sprite1229 said...

Haha..for sure