Saturday, August 14, 2004

FINAL SCORE: DICKIDOO - 1 BOOBIDOO - 0

Guess theres no competing against a Royal Flush, and any how I was disqualified a long time ago, I just didn't know it.

Doctor:  So what brings you to the emergency room?

Me:  Its my heart , it hurts real bad.

Doctor:  Have you ever had a heart attack before?

Me:  No, its not that, I think its broken.

Doctor:  Well, it seems to be beating just fine.

Me:  Really?  I hadn't noticed.

8 comments:

mom23nca said...

don't like the sounds o this, hope all is okay.

pengboo said...

Could always do what works for me.....just surprise him by going over and giving him an unexpecting peck on the cheek.  Catches my hubby by surprise every time.  

ihavetea said...

oh man...

maybe he's just thinking...gonna cross my fingers that all works out well for you.

apropst1 said...

I am sorry-
I hope Sunday is better!

purplectigger said...

Hopefully tomorrow will be better. I hope so.
R.C.

ryanagi said...

Ugh. If you want to work things out, I think you two need to talk to someone (minister, marriage councilor, trusted impartial friend...) Hope tomorrow is better.
-B

gatorspictures said...

:-(  

mzgoochi said...

((((((Dorn))))))