Friday, August 13, 2004

JUST WONDERING.....

Its been about 3 months since I found the condoms, and even longer since we last made love.  I don't think I remember how any more.  Does that mean I'm a virgin again?

8 comments:

apropst1 said...

My sex drive is higher than my dh.So I am often teasing him that I think it has been so long that I am a virgin again!!
I am glad you are trying to keep a sense of humor -
I am also glad no one has emailed us trying to raise your bail money! : )
Yet.
Anita

cnabarry04 said...

    What condoms?  

olddog299 said...

Not yet.  It takes about seven years for the hyman to regrow, assuming you do not use tampons...

mzgoochi said...

That is just awful Dorn. I'm so sorry. Dickidoo needs a reality check.

cathy0o0 said...

So go attack him if you want some...lol

gatorspictures said...

Dickidoo needs a reality slap.
and YEP, i would say you are an all-in-white, made-over, chaste girl again. enjoy your newfound untouched glory. (go out and have your cherry popped.)
LOL, c

sunshine38585 said...

I could think of some things to call Dickidoo but I will be nice. Hope you are okay Dorn. It is easy to make jokes on the outside but if you ever need to talk I am a good listener.

angieabk said...

I think to become an official virgin again, you'd have to ability to make your brain shrink back to the point it was at when you last believed the term... "Sure, I'll call you after this.  I swear."  or  "I'll respect you tomorrow.  Really."