Monday, August 16, 2004

NASAL GROOMING

Yesterday, at work, I kept rubbing my nose because it felt like something was hanging out there.  I've spoken with people who have had 'things' hanging from their nostrils, and I didn't want the same humiliation so I kept swiping and wiping.  I'd run to the restroom every chance I got to inspect the site, but there was nothing visable.   So this morning, while getting ready for work I got a pair of grooming scissors and stuck them up there, snipping and tweezing.  Oh my gosh, the length, thickness and amount of hair falling from my nose was astounding!  Wondering where it was all coming from, I grabbed the side of one nostril and flipped it inside out.  BIG MISTAKE!  If you don't know what the inside of your nose looks like, DON'T worry about it.  Trust me, you don't want to see it!  Its all hairy, and flaky, and.... eeeeeeewwwwwwww!  I've had those nostrils for 43 years, they've been there right below my eyes on the front of my face all this time, and I had no idea how disgusting it was.  I have got to say now that I have finally discovered the ugliest part of the human body.... okay, wait, maybe the 2nd ugliest part (use your imagination.... but both male and female have it).  

Nose   Try this link, I believe Angie sent sent it to me a while back.  Have fun!

7 comments:

derasta said...

That nose link was so funny...where do you find stuff like that?

bigalsbaby03 said...

Lmaorofl , not TOUCHING the nose comments!!!

dingoatemybaby02 said...

Nasal Grooming! haha you have the greatest topics on your posts!! rofl!! i love the link.. hahahaha

mzgoochi said...

LMAO I swear Dorn you crack me up.

Lahoma

ann7inflorida said...

I'm kind of scared to try the link. ~Ann ; )

angieabk said...

I had forgotten how much fun that site was.  I'm pretty sure I groomed him completely of nose hair now.

By the way,.. glad the world didn't end when the hubster read the journal.  Mine reads mine every night.  I try so hard NOT to tick him off.  Sometimes I succeed, somtimes I don't.  When I don't, he just turns around and looks at me real hard.

That's what they get for being such weinees.
angie

sprite1229 said...

Ha..interesting game