Friday, October 1, 2004

THE STEPFORD PRESIDENT

So anyhow, there I, was watching the debate, thinking how cool it would be if there was actually a candidate that had all of the combined good qualities, and none of the bad and I realized that what we needed was a Stepford President.  A handsome clone made to order.  Tall, charming, intelligent, witty, decisive, honest, courageous, determined, faithful, fair, steadfast, loyal, gentle and yet stern, not afraid to stand up against a crowd or the world for what he believes in, someone who will hold the country in his arms and shed a tear, but then go and knock the socks off the bad guys without remorse when deemed necessary.  Someone to calm our fears, to help us decipher between right and wrong, to encourage us to believe in ourself, to assure us that it is okay to be different, and to lead us when we should stand together as one.  And as my list grew, I realized that what this country really needs is a MOTHER! 

 


Dust bunny gif complements of: Millan Net Gif Animations

 

20 comments:

plittle said...

You Americans seem to put so much importance on the physical appearance of your President. Your country would be in a quite different place today if you'd simply elect  the most able candidate, rather than the one that looks the least geeky.
-Paul
http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/

ladydriversammie said...

Me thinks you're onto something!!!

Sammie
http://journals.aol.com/ladydriversammie/MovinOn

derasta said...

Excellent idea!!

http://journals.aol.com/derasta/ADayInTheLife

sdoscher458 said...

LOL I love your dust bunny graphic...soooo cute!!  I think your right about this country needing a Mom.  Although please remember, Lincoln was ugly as sin but it's a good thing he was chosen.  Person can be absolutely beautiful outside and totally corrupted on his inner being...so everybody close your eyes and listen to what they say......Sandi...http://journals.aol.com/sdoscher458/LifeIsFullOfSurprises

ikoiko33 said...

Awesome gifs ... how do you put those into your entries??

Kasey

http://journals.aol.com/ikoiko33/TheReturnofKaseypalooza

kimbellina1957 said...

I BELIEVE YOU ARE RIGHT DORN,.......A MOTHER IS JUST WHAT WE NEED. :)
I LOVED ROCKY'S VIEW OF THE DEBATE. OUTTA THE MOUTHS OF BABES........
KIM.

wumzels2 said...

dorn, once again, i truly agree with you.  we need barbara bush........ok, maybe not necessarily barbara, even though i love that woman.  i also love your dust bunny gif.  blessings, regina
http://journals.aol.com/wumzels2/SEDUCTIONOFLIFE

st0rmwhispers said...

Hey Dorn...Why don't you run...You'd surely get my vote LOL

beckieramos said...

Amen! I agree! Have a blessed weekend, Beckie

ihavetea said...

Amen!  great post, Dorn

phantasiadream said...

Great post!
~Tasia

purplectigger said...

Great Entry. Way to go Dorm.
R.C.

cneinhorn said...

Aint that the truth!  Great entry!

~jerseygirl
http://journals.aol.com/cneinhorn/WonderGirl

redhdka said...

I'm still laughing at your previous entry

angieabk said...

I LOVE the dustbunny/vacuum graphic!!!  TOO TOO CUTE!!

I like the idea of the stepford president too.... who can we talk to about that?

ang

lilbithvnnhell said...

Heck yeah I would vote for the Stepford president..and I have never voted in my life lol
~Tammy
http://journals.aol.com/lilbithvnnhell/somethingtotalkabout
ps ty for commenting in my journal :) Hope you visit again.

hestiahomeschool said...

I still want to vote you for President.

mzgoochi said...

LOL Love the dust bunny graphic

levi1023 said...

Now this is a plan!

taffilah said...

Excellent idea.
First time visitor, I have to come back and see you - all the best
Lori
http://journals.aol.com/taffilah/Adaygoneby