Saturday, August 7, 2004

NO FART ZONE

I was bound and determined not to make a fart/pee/poop/burp post today, just to prove that I was capable of doing so, but then I drank 2 Coronas while watching Hidalgo (dang, that guy has some dreamy eyes and that horse is kind of cute too!) without a potty break, and by the end of the movie I was ready to pop!  So even before the second line of credits appeared on the screen I was racing my daughter to the bathroom.  She lost and had to go upstairs while I enjoyed a 60 second pee.  60 seconds, 1 minute... thats not a long time unless you're peeing.  Then it seems like forever.  And it felt soooooo good!  I have to say that was the best 60 seconds of my entire day!  So sorry AOL, I tried, but what can I say, pee happens!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL.... yup i know what you mean.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!  Boy do I know that feeling...like when I've been running hard and didn't want to stop so I waited til the last possible moment before an accident...then tried to stroll nonchalantly into the truckstop without looking like an idiot that was about to pee her pants!

Sammie  :)

Anonymous said...

I've been gone for 10 days and you're still talking about PEE!  What is it with you?!?!

hahahahahahahahahahaahahha

I MISSED YOU!
angie

Anonymous said...

lololololol ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

So does Chit! Hugs ~Ann ; )

Anonymous said...

I just raced my son to the bathroom yesterday and lost. We have two bathrooms to 5 people, and can you believe that at any given time everyone has to go. Im thinking of building an out house just for me. LOL

Anonymous said...

hehehehehe