WHY IS HE SCREAMING?

Okay folks, I know there is already a caption deal going around in the journals, but here's a twist, suggested by none other than my Darling Dickidoo!  He read my take on why Edvard Munch's model was screaming in the painting titled The Scream (of course!), and he came up with his own...  It was so funny that I thought I'd throw it out and see what you folks think the guy in the painting is screaming about.  This is not a contest, just something for a little fun.  Give it a try.

Dickidoo:  Agh! Where'd that dog chit come from?  (hahahaha!  It wasn't me this time, that was Dickidoo!)

Dorn:  I'm melting... melting... melting!

Cnabarry04:  "Madame Glinka in Europe with no sparkly gowns!"

Pengboo:  "Oh...the agony.  I knew I wouldn't like thong underwear!!"

Demandnlilchit:  "Macaulay Culkin on Crack"   (home alone movie)

Mzgoochi:  I think he was on a suicide mission and just realized the world isn't flat afterall. Back to the drawing board. hee hee

Ladydriversammie: I think he's running from those people behind him and is cupping his hands to try and make himself heard outside of the painting.  Maybe they're trying to kill him.

Spurgins:  I think he is an alien and is scared because he has been seen by humans! He is trying to scream, but can't because he realizes he has no vocal cords.
After coming to this conclusion he jumps off the bridge and his spaceship awaits...swoops him up, takes off and he is headed back to uranus.
hahhahaha

Cneinhorn:  Oh No! I forgot to add the fabric softener...

Aiibrat:  he's on vacation & suddenly realizes: Oh My God, I forgot my Honey.  Oh Boy, I'm going to be in trouble when I get home. 

Sdoscher:  He just found out he is not a Piccaso!

Shelly:  Cuz he keeps getting stolen.