Thursday, September 23, 2004

ITS PAYDAY... And I'm rich for the next half hour... until the bank opens..

About the only time I am financially wealthy is the brief period of time between the moment my paycheck gets deposited into my accound and when I withdraw it once the bank opens.  I'm sure there is an interest rate on my account.  I've never earned any on it.  I'm closing my account with them next week, their cd's are too expensive.  They want a minimum of $1000 with a 5.5% interest rate.  I can get any cd I want at Walmart for $14.88 plus a 10% discount.  Banks are goofy.  I'm going to bank where I have the truck loan.  For some reason me depositing my 'now you see it, now you don't' paycheck there every two weeks is good for our credit.

My glasses are broken.  The frame right there by the joint, where the hole for the screw is... busted.  I'll be getting new glasses today... at least I'll have something to show for my paycheck.  People think I'm wearing contacts now, but the truth is I don't know who is yelling at me from across the room.  I hear my name, I turn, some fuzzy blob is waving at me, I smile and wave back and carry on my way.  I'm just waiting to get pulled into the office for waving an angry customer off and walking away.  Steve keeps suggesting duct tape.... cute Dickidoo, real cute!

Fall is definitely here.  Its probably about 65 in the house.  My toes are froze!  But guess what... I'm PERKY!  Hehehehe!  They're still pointing down, but they ARE pointing and at attention! Gonna have to put on one of them 'push-em-up' bras so everyone can appreciate my perkiness.  It doesn't happen often folks, believe you me so I flaunt it when I can.  (Of course I lose a lot of the effect when I put on that big ole work vest, but I'll still feel perky!).

10 comments:

wumzels2 said...

i wanna be perky too...........but i think it is a prerequisite to have in order to be.  hee hee.  blessings, regina
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sharkie412 said...

LOL the disappearing paycheck. Works every other Friday on the dot.

ikoiko33 said...

I don't think that I'm EVER financially wealthy, thanks to direct deposit and automatic withdrawal for paying bills. One of these days, I'm just going to CASH my check instead, so that I can actually HOLD my money.

Kasey
http://journals.aol.com/ikoiko33/TheReturnofKaseypalooza

sdoscher458 said...

Hey...gonna help you get to 10,000 or bust...pushups are a gal's best friend, I swear by them.....65 degrees! We are still in the 80"s and humid...Oh..,Ivan is Back....Another one named Jeanne is on its way too ... I think we are doomed..Sandi

cneinhorn said...

Yes, Perky is a good thing!  
~jerseygirl

aiibrat said...

Hey, I made it 70 more hits to go! -=P

You go, you go, you go girl...-=)

mzgoochi said...

Perky is always good!

I got a lil brave on the message board, so of you go, I go with you. hee hee

Lahoma

csandhollow said...

LOL I am perky today too!Now if I could just fix the droopys.....

purplectigger said...

Great entry. I know what you mean about the glasses , I can't see much without mine. Driving would be a no, no. lol.
R.C.

judithheartsong said...

"....... fuzzy blob is waving........" Oh, I bet you will be more than glad to have those new glasses!!! Hang in there. BRB :):)